sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
Just woke up wearing a top hat and simpsons boxers. i also found more money in my wallet then what i had before going out, about $1000 more
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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