I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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