I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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