I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
this just has baby written all over it
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
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