i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
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