You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
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