belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
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