Its about making memories worth repressing
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
ugly people sure do ruin things
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
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