Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
Oh my god. I opened up my microwave and there was a pile of bacon in it. It's like my mother knew I'd be hungover.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
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