Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
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