Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
Randomize
