I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
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