i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
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