My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
I'm going to start referring to my liver is Livy. I feel like if I give it an affectionate nickname it will hate me less. Livy isn't ready for syllabus week.
I think we all know your liver needs a man's name.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
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