i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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