White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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