it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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