This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
The two girls sitting next to me are asking siri "Like, uh, how do you know my name?". Do I fuck with them or fuck them?
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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