Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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