you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
I have aggressive nipples.
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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