She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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