YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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