I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
Randomize
