yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
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