Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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