you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
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