maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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