i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I wanna passion pit in your ass
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
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