why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
one word: firstdatebathroomanal
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
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