So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
There's even glitter on my cock...
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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