a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
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