...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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