i may or may not be watching the land before time
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
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