i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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