thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
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