Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
I am naked and annoyed.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
my nextdoor neighbor called me saying "um hey, your mom just stumbled into bed with me and my husband, can you please come get her?"
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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