So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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