I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
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