Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
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