I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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