I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
Green mimosas i think yes
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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