He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
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