Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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