Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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