I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
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