Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
they need to just BURY HIM!
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
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