There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
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