whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
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