It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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