Acid is not a monday night drug
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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