why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
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