The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
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