but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
I enjoy the company of your penis
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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