Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
Randomize
