so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
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