First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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