she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
is it fun? or sober?
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
