Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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