they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
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