should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
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