I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
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