Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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