Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
He uses pillows to masturbate.
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
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